REFUND YOUR REFORGED AND YOU CAN ALMOST HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY THIS
"Even more innovative than female Illidan and female Arthas on Reforged!"
Like Warcraft III: Reforged, next year's Blizzcon will announce the cancellation of the new cinematics. We will "Dial it back a bit" and not give what we're starting to call the Resurrection treatment to the Act 1, Act 2, Act 3, Act 4, and Act 5 content (so only the town of Tristram will be Resurrected... seems fitting since other areas of the game never really died, but Tristram was on fire). Also, when we realized the server storage requirement of cross-progression, we thought it would help if we made it a DLC that also requires a monthly fee, but we will be sure to decide this after you have already preordered the game.
[Dramatization: Yes, Reforged never was actually announced to have new cinematics. That was an accidental implication due to the trailer including a new cinematic.]
NO MORE MODS
All of the mods (PlugY, Median XL, Kingdom of Tenai, Eastern Sun, etc) are all declared property of Blizzard now. We will sell them as DLC. This should not matter as the original authors are all gone or dead anyway. Or at least, they will be. (Not even death can save you from Resurrection!)
MODERNIZED BODY WEIGHTS
We put a lot of pounds on all the characters so that they match with the playerbase.
We will allow you to run the old version of Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction as promised. However, similar to Warcraft III: Reforged and how it modifies your computer registry so that the old Warcraft III: Frozen Throne components such as its World Editor will never again work on your computer, Diablo 2: Resurrected will likewise include an "accidental" write to the same registry keys as Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction so that no version of the EXE will ever work on your computer again until one of our developers goes rogue and posts on the internet information about which registry keys to delete to access the old version again. (Again, similar to Reforged.)
Similar to our public post about the Ranked Seasons on Warcraft III: Reforged (which of course do not actually exist), we will not actually deliver the "Revamped Ladder Seasons" as advertised on our official website, because quite frankly making rankings is a waste of time for games that are not going to be played. Hopefully if our designs for Resurrected are shoddy enough, like Reforged, some fans will hack Resurrected to add their own Ladder Seasons similar to the ones that we promise to include with our game.
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT REFUND
We own the rights to Satan, so you better not refund our game or else we will let him loose on you.
We will ban PlugY stash extensions and reset personal stash back to 6x8. It turns out, there were some code bugs with bigger stashes, so we want to just enforce the small stash forever.